09 9 / 2014

ceevee5:

blvcknvy:

Licia Ronzulli, member of the European Parliament, has been taking her daughter Vittoria to the Parliament sessions for two years now.

Every time this is on my dash, it’s an automatic reblog.

(via sexlovemarijuana)

27 8 / 2014

slayboybunny:

alright now i used to hate pitbull because it seemed like the right thing to do but you know what i never hear him doing fucked up shit. as far as i know he is really just out there living life ,enjoying himself, visiting walmarts, and spreading the cubano party into the hearts of everyone around the world, he is mr. world wide and hes having a blast and i respect and love that pitbull. pitbull if youre reading this thank you and im sorry   

(via sem-amor-sem-sexo)

26 8 / 2014

freshest-tittymilk:

portraits-of-america:

     “I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’”  
Bethlehem, PA
 

Thats mildly hilarious

freshest-tittymilk:

portraits-of-america:

     “I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’” 

Bethlehem, PA

 

Thats mildly hilarious

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23 8 / 2014

12 8 / 2014

sterlingsea:

wifigirl2080:

Do not go to the liquor store on 90th and MacArthur, around 10-14 Black men will be standing out there with vans and they will try to snatch you up, the Arab dudes who own the liquor store are in on it do not go there during the night, if it wasn’t for my boyfriend being with me last night they would have got me #staywoke

what the FUCK

12 8 / 2014

sterlingsea:

wifigirl2080:

Do not go to the liquor store on 90th and MacArthur, around 10-14 Black men will be standing out there with vans and they will try to snatch you up, the Arab dudes who own the liquor store are in on it do not go there during the night, if it wasn’t for my boyfriend being with me last night they would have got me #staywoke

what the FUCK

12 8 / 2014

sterlingsea:

wifigirl2080:

Do not go to the liquor store on 90th and MacArthur, around 10-14 Black men will be standing out there with vans and they will try to snatch you up, the Arab dudes who own the liquor store are in on it do not go there during the night, if it wasn’t for my boyfriend being with me last night they would have got me #staywoke

what the FUCK

12 8 / 2014

11 8 / 2014

"Hold my fucking hand, loser. We’re using the buddy system for the rest of our lives."

How I’m going to propose  (via jovitaramos)

(Source: keepmywhiskeyneat, via fadedsilhouettessss)

20 5 / 2014

audscratprophetlilith:

bethrevis:

you could kill a man in any of these dresses, and pretty sure no jury would convict you. those are killing-men dresses, that’s what i’m saying

I’m not saying I need every red and black dress here—especially that very first one. I’m saying the universe will suffer greatly as long as I go without.

(Source: thedaymarecollection, via sexlovemarijuana)

19 5 / 2014

necrophilofthefuture:

zaynqueenbmalik:

xoutdoors:

xsaraedge:

necrophilofthefuture:

PSA
This is Curtis Lepore. He’s big on vine, and you’ve probably seen him in a lot of the videos posted on tumblr.
He’s also a rapist.
Another Viner, Jessi Smiles, reported that she was raped by him while she was unconscious.
This February, he took a plea deal, pleading guilty to felony assault, and this dropped his rape charges.
He told everyone that his rape charges were dropped but not that he had pled guilty to anything, attempting to twist the real story.
Jessi is okay with the plea deal and she’s just happy that he is facing some charges.
He continues to post disgusting, misogynistic vines and makes references to Jessi on Twitter.
So please, let’s try to keep this asshole off our dash.

Dude is a fucking creep

He is trash

this is the first and only time I have ever seen him on my dash. why is he suddenly? because of this post. you’re only increasing his popularity. the best thing to do is just ignore him. maybe he has never shown up on someone’s dash until I reblogged this. maybe they’re curious. maybe they think he’s funny. boom. new fan. I don’t know what happened with them, and neither do you. stay out of other people’s business. if you don’t like or agree with what someone does or has done, don’t do that same thing.
eph 5:12 for it is shameful even to speak of the things they do in secret
"you don’t ostracize sinners. you just don’t do what they’re doing."

….he raped someone. get outta here with your bullshit.

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19 5 / 2014

thatslatebluewolf:

That mailbox is just like “OH GOD JUST KILL ME IT’S TOO HOT”

(Source: unamusedsloth, via ruinedchildhood)

19 5 / 2014

aimeefrommars:

septemberism94:

schim:

Cats who can’t figure out walls [x]

PLEASE TAKE YOUR CAT TO THE VET IF YOU SEE THEM DOING THIS BEHAVIOR OVER TIME.

It’s called “head pressing” and it occurs in dogs and cats. 

Head pressing is characterized by the compulsive act of pressing the head against a wall or other object for no apparent reason. This generally indicates damage to the nervous system, which may result from a number of varying causes, including prosencephalon disease (in which the forebrain and thalamusparts of the brain are damaged), or toxic poisoning.

http://www.petmd.com/cat/conditions/neurological/c_ct_headpressing

http://www.vet.cornell.edu/FHC/health_resources/toxoplasmosis.cfm (head pressing is listed as a symptom)

http://sevneurology.com/patients/clip-multilobular-osteochondroma (About a dog’s brain tumor but head pressing is listed as a symptom)

I wasn’t going to reblog this until I read the important caption dang thank you!!!

YOU JUST SAVED THE LIFE OF MY CAT THANK YOU!

(Source: fuckyeahfelines, via hi)

19 5 / 2014

dekutree:

radenswift:

letsgoyen:

pleasetakemeoutofmybody:

southernlist:

southernoutcast:

jellyroll22:

henriksaves:

4gifs:

Smooth

#LEVELS

He’s not gonna have trouble with the ladies lol

He needs to teach me his unselfish ways

This kid is going places

YO THE REAL BALL IS STILL IN HIS GLOVE THOUGH. LIKE HE HAD THIS PLANNED FROM THE START. 

^OMG HOLY SHIT

FUCKING GENIUS

damn he the game all figured out before his balls dropped go figure

dekutree:

radenswift:

letsgoyen:

pleasetakemeoutofmybody:

southernlist:

southernoutcast:

jellyroll22:

henriksaves:

4gifs:

Smooth

#LEVELS

He’s not gonna have trouble with the ladies lol

He needs to teach me his unselfish ways

This kid is going places

YO THE REAL BALL IS STILL IN HIS GLOVE THOUGH. LIKE HE HAD THIS PLANNED FROM THE START. 

^OMG HOLY SHIT

FUCKING GENIUS

damn he the game all figured out before his balls dropped go figure

(Source: 4gifs, via fuckmeclean)

19 5 / 2014

wigglytuffer:

She fucking loved her mug

(via sem-amor-sem-sexo)